(Sighing Deeply)

Oooohhh no. How do I… how do I get outta here?…

Hey!

….Hey Life!

Where ya goin’???

What the??

…How. Am. I. Supposed. To. Get. Outta. Here?!

You’re gonna want me to pay for all of this huh?

Yeeeaaah, well…I don’t have it…ok?!

… I just don’t.

“Laying up treasures…crowns”…

IIIII donno what in the woooorrrlllddd you’re talkin’ about!

Suurrrre I’ve enjoyed this wonderful “FEAST” I see before me but…I knew I didn’t have it…to pay for all this.

I thought….I thought I could just enjoy it all and then….skate on the bill okay? (haha) C’mon, I mean c’m…c’mon. (Haha)..right?

I mean what are we talking about here?…you know, “riches”? Hmm, I thought…I thought that was “figurative” you know?…

….Who knew that was like a “spirtual thing”? (exhausted chuckle)

I mean sure I could of…I dunno shared with some “poor sap” instead of stuffin’ my face. Uh…of course, you know I…I coulda saved some for the “little ones”.

But I was hungry okay? (sigh), I mean commee on!….

Okay…okay…fiinnee aallll right. How much is it? How much do I “owe”?(obnoxious smirk , deep sighing chuckle)

Wait…What do you mean my money is no good here?

Whadda ya mean I can’t take it with me?!

I. Earned. It! I earned it all!

…it’s mine! I’m not entitled to give it away….or do anything for anyone…

GOT IT???!

That’s not fair!…It’s not my problem!…THEY’RE. NOT. MY. PROBLEM!

…(tired, out of breath)

…Who…who knew, when…it was all over…I’d have to pay up???

(slowed deep breaths)

How do I???…how do I that…exactly?